The Student with The Doubt

Now how easy can this get.If the 1st issue on my blog was about "The Teacher",now let me talk about "The student" & "The Doubts" raised by the student.

Initially,i thought maybe i should not write this. I thought maybe this teacher-student shit may not appeal to the readers. Then i realised,fuck,its my blog and i should write what i like,but not what you like. Maybe you will like what i like.There, i am trying to bullshit you guys again :)..enough of this.Lets get it started now.

The teacher,one fine day,was going through his routine(bullshitting),and one of the student raised his hand with a glow in his face.He had a doubt,which explains the glow. Now honestly, i think you can classify the doubts into various categories. I am not going to bullet point those,but i will run you through it.

One category of doubts are where the student honestly needs some clarification,but poses it to the wrong person-the teacher.The teacher being a master of B.S counters the student with a question of his own which would make no sense in reality.
Result-A frustated student,a relieved teacher

Next category of doubts are where,the student again honestly needs some clarification and this time mumbles it to his partner besides him. Trust me,50% chance and a better chance that the kid gets his required clarification.If not,
Result-A 2 hour search on google,and hopefully you win

The last and final category of doubts raised by students are perhaps the most annoying to me. The student,as i told earlier,with a glow in his face,puts up his arm to ask his doubt to the teacher.And suprise suprise,even the teacher's face glows as he hear's the question.Guess why? Thats because he actually knows the anwser to that freaking question. He then compliments the student for raising the doubt of the century.Yeah,great going assholes.

And guess whats the most annoying part. The student perfectly synchronises as the teacher explains his version. Both sing along actually. Goddamn student already knows the anwser, but he feels he needs to prove a point to everyone. The student perceives that he is smart,i conclude by saying his is a stupid.

In short,
Result-satisfied teacher,satisfied student,2 jackasses to the rest

Anyway,i say, a good doubt never has a quick anwser. You'l need to lose some sleep pondering over it.

Thats about it.

PEACE