The Hard Look

He's given us the look.He's really trying to let us know that he's pissed off. He wants us to know that he makes the rules and he commands respect.Situation from his end suggesting that all hell could break loose.This could be serious.More serious than inzamam hitting a spectator,so serious that even heath ledger would back off.

We were in the backbench. We were holding our lips tight. We were trying to control the laughter building inside.Some of us go underneath the benches and laugh our asses off. That's how it was for most of us.

Anyhow,why is that when certain people get angry,you feel smiling?Because people sometimes try to project this hard ass image of themselves,and make a fool out of themselves.When a certain teacher tries to show his anger on a student or to the class,i feel it is better they find the right and proper way to express their displeasure.Honestly, everytime i see a pissed of teacher,i couldn't help myself, but laugh at them.

There was an instance where one teacher, who was so pissed of,asked whether he was required in the class or did the students wanted him to leave.He had the face of a charlie chaplin,and why would you want charlie to leave.To top that,he was to trying to show his anger,in his voice and in his face.That was even more funnier.

If the worlds best comedian is putting up a show on hitler,i expect it to be comical,not serious.Reputation cannot be changed man.

In colleges or schools today,fear is the best form of motivation to yield results that would make institutes happy.Is this why some of them 'act' angry?A teacher best hated by students is the teacher that is always wanted by institutes.Slowly that teacher would acquire power.Goes up the hierarchy,so does the power. And the funny thing about power,you can control others,but not yourself.

Thats about it.yo.just a sec

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The Student with The Doubt

Now how easy can this get.If the 1st issue on my blog was about "The Teacher",now let me talk about "The student" & "The Doubts" raised by the student.

Initially,i thought maybe i should not write this. I thought maybe this teacher-student shit may not appeal to the readers. Then i realised,fuck,its my blog and i should write what i like,but not what you like. Maybe you will like what i like.There, i am trying to bullshit you guys again :)..enough of this.Lets get it started now.

The teacher,one fine day,was going through his routine(bullshitting),and one of the student raised his hand with a glow in his face.He had a doubt,which explains the glow. Now honestly, i think you can classify the doubts into various categories. I am not going to bullet point those,but i will run you through it.

One category of doubts are where the student honestly needs some clarification,but poses it to the wrong person-the teacher.The teacher being a master of B.S counters the student with a question of his own which would make no sense in reality.
Result-A frustated student,a relieved teacher

Next category of doubts are where,the student again honestly needs some clarification and this time mumbles it to his partner besides him. Trust me,50% chance and a better chance that the kid gets his required clarification.If not,
Result-A 2 hour search on google,and hopefully you win

The last and final category of doubts raised by students are perhaps the most annoying to me. The student,as i told earlier,with a glow in his face,puts up his arm to ask his doubt to the teacher.And suprise suprise,even the teacher's face glows as he hear's the question.Guess why? Thats because he actually knows the anwser to that freaking question. He then compliments the student for raising the doubt of the century.Yeah,great going assholes.

And guess whats the most annoying part. The student perfectly synchronises as the teacher explains his version. Both sing along actually. Goddamn student already knows the anwser, but he feels he needs to prove a point to everyone. The student perceives that he is smart,i conclude by saying his is a stupid.

In short,
Result-satisfied teacher,satisfied student,2 jackasses to the rest

Anyway,i say, a good doubt never has a quick anwser. You'l need to lose some sleep pondering over it.

Thats about it.

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The Teacher

Now I’ve given a lot a thought about how I should start this. I’ve eaten away the time considerably and my laziness has ensured it prevailed over me every time. But for a change even my laziness is bored with me and has gone for a walk, and so now I began typing.

I was wondering if I should take a cue from Zuckerberg’s (Google if u don’t know) online diary and start off by calling someone a bitch. And then swear swear and swear. But then I realized that if I am typing this shit, it’s only because of the people I hated most.

Maybe I was being too rude or was jumping the gun by concluding that there were a certain type of people I hated, but maybe I was trying to project the good boy image to make it more soothing. I’ve given it some thought and I say “fuck it”. If I can’t say what I really want to say in my own world, then I could as well go fuck myself.

Now being a college student myself, and having seen the faculty around me, there are some things that would piss of even non living things. It can piss you so bad that right now I can feel my keyboard getting hotter, burning with anger. 

To begin with, one funny thing about the teachers (that’s how i like to call them, take it or leave it) now a days is where they try to explain shit that they don’t really know about. In the process what they are doing is, not only giving out wrong information, but their lack of knowledge leads them to pick on students to pass of their time.

A teacher trying to cook up and bullshit the students through “the lecture” always look for the slightest of chance where they prey on the students to commit a mistake or something where they can take the student to task.

Say after a hard night, you wake up in the morning and drag your ass to a bullshitting class. Having the hard night that you really had, you just lean back in your chair. Having the amazing predator instincts that the teacher has, he or she is preying on to find the scapegoat so that they can rest for later..and bingo they latch on to you. Now this would be the most comforting aspect and a relief to the teacher who was finding it hard to cook up new bullshit. Now the next one hour would be a session on how the teacher asks you to leave the class, and you don’t. I know you want to leave, but you can’t.  That’s the beauty of our system. Because if you leave, the teacher would find this as a major weapon to knock you off every day, thereby passing of the time .Further he or she quizzes you about that bullshitting class. Now I know there’s no way you are going to listen to that bullshit, but even then you give them an answer, the right one, but that’s not what they want to hear.

If you say 2 plus 2 equals 4 and you are happy about it, they want to hear it as 1 plus 3 equals 4 as that’s what they been bullshitting about. So the next one hour would be this kind of session and also a bit on your parent’s money and your future. And then the buzzer rings...class dismissed. Done for the day.

What I’m trying to say is that an educated teacher wouldn’t give a damn if the kid is leaning back or doing any other stuff, because a good teacher always grasps the attention of the students. Now let me make one thing clear—“not every educated person is supposed to make a good teacher”. Just because you got 10 degrees to your head, doesn’t make you a good teacher. Similarly not every good teacher is supposed to be highly qualified or educated.

A good teacher grasps attention, a bullshitting teacher demands attention. That’s about it.

I never care about the endings but I feel it has to be realistic, and that previous line is.

Hey, I see my laziness coming back again after having a walk. Now this is the first time I’ve written shit like this, so feedback is appreciated, and i would take it positively because frankly, I don’t give a shit.

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